Wednesday, 10/31/07

Maynard strokes his Puscifer.

We've been informed by Owenz that there is an interview with Maynard up over at WAAF's website. You have to scroll down the page a little bit, and there are three parts to it. I haven't personally listened to it, but we've been told that everyone should. Thanks Owenz for the link.

There is also an interview with Maynard streaming online here. from WBCN. Thanks to Daniel R for sending in the link.
Tuesday, 10/30/07

'V is for vagina' for sale.

In case you didnt know, Puscifer's 'V is for vagina' is now for sale. Toolarmy/ have updated with this post from Maynard:
"Target pulled the record supposedly because of the artwork. Guess I pushed the right buttons. Most other places are carrying it for now. That is until someone's too much time on her hands granny complains. Then they'll fold like the cowards this New World Paranoid Order has turned them into. Wallmart didn't even bother taking the call, so don't look there. They won't stock stickered material. I suppose the mentality is much like the condom issue. which is... If you don't make condoms available to teenagers, they won't have sex. RRRRRight."

Danny Lohner posted this bulletin at his myspace page:
just wanted to encourage you folk to go out and support maynard j. malmsteen and pick up his new PUSCIFER cd that comes out oct 30. we all know maynard's had a ruff time getting any attention with his side project TOOL this past year- so let's go out and give him some money to make him feel better.....PSYCHE! seriously though- do indulge.

you can also find Maynards interview with WBC here.
thanks to Daniel for the link.
Friday, 10/26/07

Puscifer album is now streaming.

Isdfx is still having trouble logging in but he sent us in news that 'V is for Vagina' is now streaming over at the Puscifer site.
In my humble opinion, this album kicks ass!
Thursday, 10/25/07

The final tour dates.

Toolband has posted the final tour dates of this tour:

Trans Am to open.

A couple venues are currently reporting that Trans Am will be Tool's opener for the night. Thanks to cory for the tip.
Tuesday, 10/23/07

Tool in Montana.*official*

Cory has tipped us on the following tour date:
Missoula, Mt

Tickets on sale
Saturday, October 27th
10 am

as usual, these past two dates are not officially mentioned yet, so keep a look out for an official notice soon with hopefully a few more dates mentioned.
Monday, 10/22/07

Tool In San Francisco.*official*

Live Nation has the following tour date listed:
Tuesday, 12/11/07
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
San Francisco, CA
On Sale Sun, 10/28 at 10:00 am PST

cory also sent in this neat little link.

News, interviews and such.

Maynard working with members of RAGE:
"They found themselves not working with (singer Chris) Cornell after the last AUDIOSLAVE record and they wanted to know if I was interested in starting a band. And I said 'No, I've got this other thing going on and two other bands to boot.' But what I suggested to them was that they should start their own band and have me sing a song, and have some other singers sing a song. I think on some level they agreed, and so that's what we kind of did. I went in and we wrote a song together and right now they're currently trying to record that song, and I'll go sing on it."

Keenan's vagina dialogue
Why was now the right time to release this album?
I'm a follower of Zen Judaism. If I may quote...
"Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?"

Puscifer on myspace
Tim Alexander and I just did an interview with Bodhi from XM. We took him bowling. The prick got 5 strikes in a row and made us all look pretty impotent. "Seriously! I've never bowled in my life. Honest guys!" Hopefully his battered corpse will never be found. No body, no murder.

Maynard on the radio with Jay and the Doctor, Wed Oct 24 6:00am.

Tour of Maynards vineyards.

Thanks to, Frank, Juan, sleepz, Sean and the rest of those who submitted tips to us!
Friday, 10/19/07

Vicarious DVD news!

Blair has posted some exciting Tool news:
My friends, we can no longer hide the terrible truth. The holidays are rapidly approaching, and with them the NEW TOOL DVD/VIDEO for VICARIOUS is scheduled to be released on DECEMBER 18th (or 19th) and will include an EXTENDED CUT, lots of BONUS MATERIAL and, of course, SPECIAL PACKAGING.

There is a still from the video posted over at Hopefully, this will see no delays and will actually be released on said date!
Wednesday, 10/17/07

Lyrics to Jambi.

Blair has updated with the official lyrics to 'Jambi.' If you're not a toolarmy member you can check out our myspace page as i will post them over there.
Tuesday, 10/16/07

Puscifer news

Toolband has updated with Puscifer news:
PUSCIFER "Don't Shoot The Messenger" E.P. was just put up on iTunes. The full length album "V is for Vagina" is now available for PRE-ORDER HERE in the "EYES & EARS" section.

The link for the pre-order. Like it says above, click on 'EYES & EARS.'
Monday, 10/15/07

Another Tour date.*updated*

Gutter has sent in a link reporting that Tool may(not officially noted) be in Victoria, BC on Dec.1, 2007 at that super special save-On-foods memorial Centre or the SOFMC as its affectionately known. Since its seems as though dates are starting to trickle in, keep on the lookout for an official posting from Toolband with a whole batch of dates.
Like i said:

Nov. 29 - Kelowna, BC @ Prospera Place (on-sale 10/19)
Dec. 1 - Victoria, BC @ Save On Foods Memorial Centre (on-sale 10/19)
Dec. 8 - Nampa, ID @ Idaho Center (on-sale 10/20)
Dec. 10 - Los Angeles, CA @ Nokia Theatre (on-sale 10/20)

more than likely, more to come.

Tool in Idaho?

Idaho Center is reporting that Tool will be in town for the upcoming tour.
Event Date: 12/8/2007
Doors Open: 7:00pm
Show Starts: 8:00 PM
Venue: Idaho Center
Tickets Prices: $39.50, $49.50 + applicable fees
On-Sale Date: 10/20/2007 10:00 AM

thanks to cory for the tip.

Message from Maynard has posted the following email message sent out to team puscifer members;
dearest supporters, street teamers, and mailing listers.

thank you for signing up to help.

re: puscifer "v is for vagina" music..

first and foremost, if you don't like what you're hearing from this project so far, don't lie about it out of respect.
if you're compelled to support it in spite of what you've heard and not appreciated, then support it because you believe in the precedent of independence i'm attempting to set.

promise me that much and then we can proceed from here.

this project for me is one part fun, one part learning experience. trying to go it alone, without a label to convolute my efforts is very terrifying, chaotic, and challenging. but all in a very positive way. many many dark corners and unknowns. it’s liberating but still pretty damn scary. this is a very very expensive education. i could very easily lose my ass on this whole thing. but it’s sort of ok. i can afford a new ass.

lot’s of controversy flying about regarding downloading. time to throw my 2 cents in. downloading wont effect me TOO much. but it will affect those bands right on the edge. bands who could use the hundred bucks to make it to the next town to play a show (gas and food aren’t free. go figure) . or could use some cash to record a new record.( imagine that. it actually takes money to record a record.) i can afford to pay for the recording of my record. i’m one of the lucky ones. (thanks to nirvana and the label feeding frenzy, i won the early 90’s grunge lottery.) but those days are history. in order for young bands to survive nowadays, they need to get paid for their efforts. touring costs money. recording costs money. unless you’re ok with bands recording their songs on their Palm Treo. personally i went the extra mile and tried to incorporate that ancient and illusive medium known as “analog tape.” because, and i can hear the yawns welling up as i type… because it sounds better. the machines are expensive and a pain in the ass to maintain but they’re worth it. that is unless people are just gonna steal your efforts. then it’s a big fat FUCK NO, IT”S NOT WORTH IT. so don’t be douche bags. support the process.

devils advocate… it feels like the digital landscape has widened peoples appreciation of new music. it’s placed alternative forms of music in front of those who may not have been exposed otherwise. it feels like people are more excited about music than they have been in a long time. but for fuck sake… pay the man for his song and dance. otherwise the only people who can afford to record quality music are the cookie cutter boy bands with their corporate sponsors and media machines.(Dick In Box Excluded, of course) please do your best to support bands like Autolux, the Burning Brides, Isis, etc… they need you. i need you, but they need you more. having said that…
i’m doing this pretty much on my own. no label support aside from the distributor. it’s a HUGE learning curve. but if i can navigate it, i will be able to share what i’ve learned. i can make it easier for other bands that are trying to do it on their own. make it possible for us all to survive in our little microcosms rather than fall victim to the seductive song of the sirens… the expensive and impersonal macrocosm of the major label dog and pony show.
once again, thank you for your efforts.

m j keenan
professional dumbass
Wednesday, 10/10/07

On-sale date change. has updated the following on sale date:
Nov. 25 - Billings, MT @ Metrapark Arena (on-sale 10/14)

still waiting for more dates to post so keep checking in.
Tuesday, 10/09/07

V is for Vagina


01 Queen B
02 DoZo
03 Vagina Mine
04 Momma Sed
05 Drunk With Power
06 The Undertaker
07 Trekka
08 Indigo Children
09 Sour Grapes
10 Rev 22:20

Thanks Brandyn
Sunday, 10/07/07

Puscifer adds Trekka track to site

isdfx would have posted about this if the latest IE update didn't screw up the admin login for this site. Over at Maynard has posted another track off V is for Vagina. This one is called Trekka. I would post a link but I am updating from my phone, and its kind of a pain in the ass.
Friday, 10/05/07

Another chunk of Tool tour dates

Mercilessly stolen from VinDieselFiesta's post at Tool Navy, we present six more dates to accompany the Denver show previously mentioned here.

* 11/19 - Tulsa, OK @ Tulsa Convention Center (onsale 10/12)
* 11/21 - Denver, CO @ Pepsi Center (onsale 10/13)
* 11/24 - Salt Lake City, UT @ E Center (onsale 10/13)
* 11/25 - Billings, MT @ Metrapark Arena (onsale 10/13)
* 12/4 - Everett, WA @ Everett Events Center (onsale 10/13)
* 12/5 - Portland, OR @ Memorial Coliseum (onsale 10/13)
* 12/7 - Spokane, WA @ Spokane Arena (onsale 10/13)

When we hear of more, we'll post 'em here.

Tool to play Denver on November 21

cory wrote in to let us know that AEG accidentally let their listing for a Denver Tool show go live, perhaps a little bit early. Tickets should go on sale October 13th for a show on the 21st at the Pepsi Center.
Thursday, 10/04/07

"Good things to come!" so says Toolarmy.

Fourth Eye reported that Blair has posted at Toolarmy the following:


In speaking with the band's management a couple of days ago, unfortunately, it appears that there WON'T be any ToolArmy pre-sales offered for this brief tour (which is practically being put together on the fly). However, this DOESN'T mean that there won't be any (TA) pre-sales (and a better system for implementing them) for any future Tool tours. I should add, though, at the same Toolband meeting, there was much talk about several good things to come over the holiday season, the specifics of which I'm currently not at liberty to discuss... except to mention that these are exciting things for Tool enthusiasts.

Im excited over the hint of "future Tool tours!'

L.A. dates changed, again.

Toolband has updated the tour section and taken down the L.A. dates, for now, as they are once again being changed. A new date has been added though with more to come, NOVEMBER 19th TULSA, O.K. at the TULSA CONVENTION CENTER.
Tuesday, 10/02/07

Some official Tour dates.

Toolband has posted the current official tour dates, more to come as they are confirmed.
* 11/14 - Austin, TX @ Frank Erwin Center (onsale 10/5)
* 11/16 - Houston, TX @ Toyota Center (onsale 10/5)
* 11/17 - New Orleans, LA @ New Orleans Arena (onsale 10/6)
* 11/23 - Casper, WY @ Casper Events Center (onsale 10/6)
* 11/27 - Saskatoon, SK @ Credit Union Centre (onsale 10/5)
* 12/10 - Los Angeles, CA @ Nokia Theatre
* 12/11 - Los Angeles, CA @ Nokia Theatre

Thanks to John for the tip.
Monday, 10/01/07

Here is the Queen B video

If for some reason youre having trouble hearing the new Puscifer singe, Queen B, over at the official site, Aaron has set up a video over at with just the song playing. Since 'Queen B' is new and I'm digging it ill post the video here, if anymore songs from the upcoming 'V is for Vagina' are released on the site and a video is set up for them ill post them over at our myspace page.

**Update** The official video for Queen B has been posted by the official Puscifer Youtube account. As such, we've swapped out Aaron's video with the official one, which you can veiw below: