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Josh Freese, the current, temporary drummer of Nine Inch Nails and also A perfect circle, has just released a solo album, Since 1972.
Among the many pricing options, for only $750,000 you get the following:

* -Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
* -T-shirt**
* -Come out on tour with me for a few days.
* -I write, record and market a 5 song EP about you and your life story.
* -Take home any of my drumsets (only one but you can pick which one)
* -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR we play "quarters" and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.
* -If you have a band, I'll join it for a month....play shows, record a CD together, have a swim party, etc.... or none of the above. We could also just sit in yer basement and jam old Van Halen.
* OR If you don't have a band I'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks....10 am to 5 pm) and then we take a limo down to Tijuana and I'll show you how it's done (what that means I can't legally get into here, right this minute). If you don't live in LA but are in the USA I will come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks.
* -Take a Flying Trapeze lesson together in the San Fernando Valley and then Robin from NIN and his wife make us raw lasagna.

if thats a little much for you, there is also the $20,000 limited edition version which includes:

# -Signed CD/DVD and digital download.
# -T-shirt**
# -A signed DW Snare from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour.
# -Maynard James Keenan, Mark Mothersbaugh from DEVO and I take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on youtube of course).
# -I give you a tour of Long Beach. I'll show ya my first apartment, the coffee shop on 2nd St where my buddy paid Dave Grohl $40 to rip up some tile just weeks before he joined "Nirvana". I'll show you all my old stomping grounds....the Vandals old rehearsal spot, the house Quackenbush and I use to rent, where to go for the best tacos, Snoop Dogg's high school, etc....
# for an extra 50 bucks I'll show you where Adrian and Tom from "No Doubt" live. For another $25 I'll throw in Brooks from Bad Religion and Eric from NOFX's houses too!
# We then spend the night at the Queen Mary and take the "Ghost Tour" (seperate rooms of course.....no spooning).
# -I write 2 songs about you (or if you want 1 can be about you and the other one can be about whatever or whomever you'd like) and it goes on my next record (you can sing back up on them, clap, play the drums, triangle solo...whatever you want).
# -Drum lesson OR foot and back massage (once again.....couples welcome).
# - Pick any 3 items out of my closet.

or you can just download the digital version for $7.

Thanks to Fortheye for the tip.